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'''Bread''', in its many varieties, seems to be a highly popular commodity in [[Free Country, USA]] and is a favorite of [[Homestar Runner]] in particular. Some of Homestar's involvement with bread occurs in particularly unusual contexts, notably his decision to hold "Bread Sing-Alongs". Also unusual are some similes he has made involving bread, such as his statement that he and [[Pom Pom]] are like "two breads in a biscuit" and that he felt "as fresh as a bagel". At [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward Seattle 2006]], [[Mike Chapman]] demonstrated drawing in [[Flash]] by spending 10 minutes drawing a piece of toast.

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* [#Appearances 1 Appearances]
** [#Bread 1.1 Bread]
** [#Toast 1.2 Toast]
** [#Bagels 1.3 Bagels]
** [#Moldy_bread 1.4 Moldy bread]
* [#See_Also 2 See Also]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Bread</span> ===

* [[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The "turkey"'s disembodied head is stuffed with a loaf of bread.
* Email [[duck pond]] — [[Strong Bad]] feeds bread to the [[Ducks|ducks]] on his computer's [[Duck Pond]] game.
* Email [[property of ones]] — The Warm One that Strong Bad lists among the variations has a loaf of bread on the label.
* Email [[50 emails]] — One of Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED|deleting]] one of Strong Bad's emails is "whitebread".
* Email [[interview]] — One of the [[Sticky Notes|Post-it notes]] representing [[Homsar]] in the interview has a picture of bread labeled as "Bread?".
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Homestar leaves a promo for "The Cornbread Hour" on [[Marzipan]]'s [[Answering Machine|answering machine]].
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The cafeteria serves a "breadtangle of [[Pizza|pizza]]" for lunch. In an Easter egg, depictions of a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza are shown.
* Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad talks about how Homestar once held weekly bread sing-alongs at [[The Stick]]. He sings three songs throughout the email and they are all compiled onto one CD in an [[Easter egg]].
* [[Stinkoman 20X6]] — In [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Level 3]], you have to collect "tenbread" to pass the level ([[Stinkoman]] loves bread, according to the [[Stinkomanual|manual]]).
* Email [[disconnected]] — At the suggestion of [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Bad's disembodied head]], Homestar starts a new career as Homestar Bunmaker, a vendor of tiny breads. He then advertises cornbread. This causes Strong Bad to want some at the end.
* [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — Bread is used for the examples of in-game commands, which are given at the beginning of the game. They are "LOOK BREAD", "GET BREAD", "TALK BREADMAN", and "USE BREAD".
* Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad imagines frolicking through the bread aisle using his new green-screen wall.
* [[Summer Short Shorts]] — Homestar compares his relationship with Pom Pom as being "like two breads in a biscuit".
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — One of the few things [[Rumble Red]] has on his planet is expensive bread.
* Email [[looking old]] — Monks resembling [[The Keepers of Trogdor|the Keepers of Trogdor]] would rather bake some [[Crustly Guarded Bread]] than reveal Strong Bad's age.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — The Cheat (via Strong Bad) attempts to prank call Marzipan by telling her she's a "facewich", which Strong Bad guesses might mean "like between two pieces of bread".
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — [[The King of Town]] claims he was lured away from a tray of [[Cold Cuts|cold cuts]] and mini-Breads, and is in no mood to talk.
* Email [[your edge]] — The second cover for "Have Edge Times Magazine" includes the text "Old Bread".
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — One of the things Strong Bad says while preparing to attack the castle is that The Of Town smells like fresh-baked breads.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — [[The Poopsmith]] ponders becoming a breadsmith.
* [[Main Page 28]] — When the [[Toons]] option is triggered, [[Character 1]] walks by three different times, carrying "a braidèd loaf", juggling three brioche buns, and carrying a "Burmese-python-sized baguette" respectively.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Toast</span> ===

* [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — One of the framed signs behind Homestar and Pom Pom is a piece of toast with [[Butter|butter]] on it, labeled appropriately "GET TOASTED".
* Email [[marzipan]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s instant message says, "vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?"
* Email [[the bet]] — When Strong Bad asks the King of Town if the coast is clear, the King responds, "The coast is toast!"
* [[Rap Song]] — [[Peacey P]] orders toast in the middle of the rap song.
* Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad ends the [[Strong Bad Email Intros|intro]] with, "[[Strong Bad Email]], make us some toast!"
* [[Hremail 62]] — Homestar says that he made a picture of buttered toast with his [[Brellow Crayon|brellow crayon]].
* [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] says at one point, "Oh... my coma's toast."
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — Strong Bad starts to check an email on a piece of toast.
* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Mad dresses up as [[Powdered Toast Man]], and Homsar mentions "[[Cinnamon Toast Crunch|Toast Crunch]]".
* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] — Strong Bad chooses the name "Captain Toptoast" while playing ''Sea Battle''.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Bagels</span> ===

* [[3D Menu Screen Tests]] — Strong Bad remarks that the unfinished models look like bagels.
* [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar comments that he feels "as fresh as a bagel".
* [[4 branches]] — Strong Bad disconnects from a customer when Homestar announces free bagels are at the water cooler.
* [[Zeenin' Into the Night|Zeenin' into the Night]] — Larry starts the song, discussing how to toast a bagel, only to find out at the end that the toaster had a bagel setting all along.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Moldy bread</span> ===

* [[Fortune Cookies]] — One of the fortunes reads ''"Why not try some moldy bread. You might not [[Puking|vomit]]."''
* [[Thy Dungeonman II]] — [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] has to keep eating moldy bread to keep the plague from killing him.
* Email [[do over]] — Homestar offers his version of "[[The Cheatcakes]]", which is actually a paper bag labeled "Moldy Bread, Guys".

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== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[Biscuits]]
* [[Croissants]]
* [[Muffins]]

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