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	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of deformity in his skull. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.		The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of deformity in his skull. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[Crap\|CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[Crap\|CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

	Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos ~~are a takeoff of~~ [[~~G.I. Joe\|~~G.I.Joe]]), ~~especially~~ the following traits:		Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos series parodies [[G.I. Joe]]), in particular the following traits:

	* ~~His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish~~		* A uniform similar to that of his henchmen, but with additional distinguishing elements
	* His uniform ~~that is~~ similar to ~~yet distinct from~~ his henchmen		* A distinctive, screechy voice
	* ~~His~~ screechy voice		* Volatile, psychotic temperament
	* ~~His volatile~~, psychotic temperament

	According to one [[Sketchbook 2005\|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters\|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.		According to one [[Sketchbook 2005\|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters\|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.
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	The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].		The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].

	According to the Toon [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].		According to the Toon [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].

	== Filmography ==		== Filmography ==
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	\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''The Commandos'''		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''The Commandos'''
	\| [[~~Agent Chimendez~~]], [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[~~Foxface~~]], [[~~Green Helmets~~]], [[~~Gunhaver~~]], [[~~Reinforcements~~]], [[~~Reynold~~]], [[~~Ripberger~~]], [[Ser-g-geant Marshie~~]], [[Silent Rip~~]]		\| [[Gunhaver]], [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Reynold]], [[Ripberger]], [[Silent Rip]]<br />[[Agent Chimendez]], [[Foxface]], [[Green Helmets]], [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
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	\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''[[Blue Laser]]'''		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''[[Blue Laser]]'''
	\| ~~[[Blue Laser Babies]],~~ '''Blue Laser Commander''', [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]		\| '''Blue Laser Commander''', [[Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
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	\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Other Characters'''		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Other Characters'''
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	\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Places'''		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Places'''
	\| [[Arctic Playset]], [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]], [[~~Blue Laser HQ~~]], [[~~Cheat Commandos HQ~~]], [[~~The Desert~~]], [[~~Jaded Teen Pizza~~]], [[~~Kitchen~~ Commandos]], [[~~Price Style~~]], [[~~Reynold~~'s ~~Office~~]], [[~~Reynold's Parents' House~~]], [[~~Topplegangers' Hideout~~]]		\| [[Cheat Commandos HQ]] ([[The Screen]]), [[Arctic Playset]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Reynold's Office]]<br />[[Blue Laser HQ]], [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]]<br />[[The Desert]], [[Jaded Teen Pizza]], [[Price Style]], [[Reynold's Parents' House]], [[Topplegangers' Hideout]]
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			\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Combat Accessories'''
			\| [[Cheat Commandos Vehicles]], [[Crackotage's Plane]], [[Gunhaver's Gun]], [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]], [[Spy Camera]]
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	\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Episodes'''		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Episodes'''
	\| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)\|Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[Shopping For Danger]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Let us give TANKS!]], [[An Important Rap Song]], [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]], [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], [[~~Decemberween~~ Dangeresque]]		\| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)\|Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[Shopping For Danger]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Let us give TANKS!]]<br />[[An Important Rap Song]], [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Two Part Episode ([[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1\|Part 1]], [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2\|Part 2]]), [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
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			\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Show Elements'''
			\| [[Cheat Commandos Theme Song\|Theme Song]], [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]
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	\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Cast and ~~Production~~'''		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Cast and Crew'''
	\| [[A. Chimendez]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]], [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]], [[The Cheat]]		\| [[A. Chimendez]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]], [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]], [[The Cheat]]
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	\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Miscellaneous'''		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Miscellaneous'''
	\| [[Cheat Commandos Playsets\|Playsets (for figurines)]], [[Rejected Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos Other Costumes\|Other Costumes~~]], [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]], [[Gunhaver's Gun]], [[Cheat Commandos Vehicles]], [[Crackotage's Plane]], [[Spy Camera]], [[The Screen~~]], [[Pony Fights 2]], [[Cheat Commandos Tactics~~]], [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!~~]]		\| [[Cheat Commandos Playsets\|Playsets (for figurines)]], [[Rejected Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos Other Costumes\|Other Costumes]], [[Pony Fights 2]], [[Cheat Commandos Tactics]]
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	The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[File:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.		The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser\|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion\|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[File:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG\|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images\|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

	He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[Crap\|CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"		He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[Crap\|CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People\|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking\|RETCH!]]"

	Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos ~~are a takeoff of~~ [[~~G.I. Joe\|~~G.I.Joe]]), ~~especially~~ the following traits:		Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos series parodies [[G.I. Joe]]), in particular the following traits:

	* ~~His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish~~		* A uniform similar to that of his henchmen, but with additional distinguishing elements
	* His uniform ~~that is~~ similar to ~~yet distinct from~~ his henchmen		* A distinctive, screechy voice
	* ~~His~~ screechy voice		* Volatile, psychotic temperament
	* ~~His volatile~~, psychotic temperament

	According to one [[Sketchbook 2005\|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters\|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.		According to one [[Sketchbook 2005\|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters\|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.
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	The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].		The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys\|figurine set]].

	According to the Toon [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].		According to the Toon [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[Slovenian language\|Slovenian]].

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The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[File:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[Crap|CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking|RETCH!]]"

Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of [[G.I. Joe|G.I.Joe]]), especially the following traits:

* His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish
* His uniform that is similar to yet distinct from his henchmen
* His screechy voice
* His volatile, psychotic temperament

According to one [[Sketchbook 2005|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.

The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].

According to the Toon [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[Slovenian language|Slovenian]].

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