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	'''Blubb-O's''' is the name of a mysterious fast food restaurant in [[Free Country, USA]]. [[Strong Bad]] encounters a [[Drive-Thru Whale\|whale-shaped drive-thru speaker]] depicting its apparent mascot in [[Drive-Thru]]. However, its name, or even the existence of an actual restaurant, was not revealed until email [[nightlife]], wherein [[Strong Mad]] uses a greasy bag of fast food from Blubb-O's as [[Club Technochocolate]]'s guest list. The restaurant itself remained unseen until the short, [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]. It is not clear where the restaurant is situated, since although the Drive-Thru Whale has appeared in several different places, the exterior of the restaurant has never been shown; it was clearly not in the vicinity of the Whale when the speaker appeared in [[The Field]]. This puzzled Strong Bad, causing him to refer to the "invisible restaurant" which the speaker was presumably associated with.		'''Blubb-O's''' is the name of a mysterious fast food restaurant in [[Free Country, USA]]. [[Strong Bad]] encounters a [[Drive-Thru Whale\|whale-shaped drive-thru speaker]] depicting its apparent mascot in [[Drive-Thru]]. However, its name, or even the existence of an actual restaurant, was not revealed until email [[nightlife]], wherein [[Strong Mad]] uses a greasy bag of fast food from Blubb-O's as [[Club Technochocolate]]'s guest list. The restaurant itself remained unseen until the short, [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]. It is not clear where the restaurant is situated, since although the Drive-Thru Whale has appeared in several different places, the exterior of the restaurant has never been shown; it was clearly not in the vicinity of the Whale when the speaker appeared in [[The Field]]. This puzzled Strong Bad, causing him to refer to the "invisible restaurant" which the speaker was presumably associated with.

	One of their products is the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt, which, according to a commercial found in an Easter egg, was introduced when customers stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt. Other products include the Blubb-O's Classic, the Original, the Regular, the New Original, the Old Classic, all of which appear to be the exact same product. There is also the Isosceles Fish Sandwich, which apparently no one ever buys. For a limited time, the restaurant ~~is offering~~ the Thick 'n Nasty, which is endorsed by [[Peacey P]]. Non-burger products include the Chipotle Potato Nudules, regular Nudules, and the Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip [[Melt Shake\|Meltshake]]. [[Ketchup]] packets, coffee stirrers, and grains of salt are also sold on the menu, and are more expensive than most of its sandwiches. The restaurant boasts that all of its vegetables are hand tossed into a refreshing cascade of water and chopped in mid air. According to a [[Quote of the Week\|quote of the week]], Blubb-O's also offers a Li'l ~~Lubbers~~ kids' meal. Slogans for the restaurant include "Come The Heck Down" and "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's".		One of their products is the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt, which, according to a commercial found in an Easter egg, was introduced when customers stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt. Other products include the Blubb-O's Classic, the Original, the Regular, the New Original, and the Old Classic, all of which appear to be the exact same product. There is also the Isosceles Fish Sandwich, which apparently no one ever buys. For a limited time, the restaurant offered the Thick 'n Nasty, which is endorsed by [[Peacey P]]. Non-burger products include the Chipotle Potato Nudules, regular Nudules, and the Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip [[Melt Shake\|Meltshake]]. [[Ketchup]] packets, coffee stirrers, and grains of salt are also sold on the menu, and are more expensive than most of its sandwiches. The restaurant boasts that all of its vegetables are hand tossed into a refreshing cascade of water and chopped in mid-air. According to a [[Quote of the Week\|quote of the week]], Blubb-O's also offers a Li'l Lubber's kids' meal. Slogans for the restaurant include "Come The Heck Down" and "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's".

	Employees include [[Homestar Runner]], who works at the counter, and [[Coach Z]], who wears a Drive-Thru Whale costume.		Employees include [[Homestar Runner]], who works at the counter, and [[Coach Z]], who wears a Drive-Thru Whale costume.
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	[[Matt Chapman]], as Strong Bad, foreshadowed the connection between the Drive-Thru Whale and Blubb-O's in the [[Drive-Thru]] DVD commentary, saying that Blubb-O's would be a good name for the restaurant.		[[Matt Chapman]], as Strong Bad, foreshadowed the connection between the Drive-Thru Whale and Blubb-O's in the [[Drive-Thru]] DVD commentary, saying that Blubb-O's would be a good name for the restaurant.

	Despite the fact that they have six burgers, four of them priced ranging from $1.99-$4.99, ~~five~~ of them are identical and are only advertised at different angles from each other. The only notably different burger is the Thick 'N Nasty, which has a huge patty, whereas the others appear to have a quarter pound of meat.		Despite the fact that they have six burgers, four of them priced ranging from $1.99-$4.99, all but one of them are identical and are only advertised at different angles from each other. The only notably different burger is the Thick 'N Nasty, which has a huge patty, whereas the others appear to have a quarter pound of meat.

	In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], an advertisement is shown for the "Blubb-O's Thick-or-Treat Burger", which resembles a Thick 'N Nasty with orange and black Halloween candy ([[Food Still In Peel or Package\|still in its wrapper]]) stuck in the patty. The announcer advises the viewer to "get it now while it's still legal".		In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], an advertisement is shown for the "Blubb-O's Thick-or-Treat Burger", which resembles a Thick 'N Nasty with orange and black Halloween candy ([[Food Still In Peel or Package\|still in its wrapper]]) stuck in the patty. The announcer advises the viewer to "get it now while it's still legal".

			In [[Fan 'Stumes 2021]], Blubb-O's advertises the "[[Trogdor]] the Burgernator", which consists of a beefy-arm-shaped burger and melted Colby-Jack cheese, on what's claimed to be a brioche bun so they can charge two dollars more for it.

			Blubb-O's features prominently in [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]. In [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]], [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] keeps a takeout menu from Blubb-O's in his file cabinet. In [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]], a bag of Blubb-O's takeout is lying on the floor of Dangercaresque, and Dangeresque needs it to lure a large raccoon out of a trash can. The bomb disposal guide also says that Blubb-O's takeout should be rubbed on the bomb before trying to disarm it to do it properly. In [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]], the Blubb-O's-loving raccoon makes an appearance in a new Blubb-O's commercial.

			Their name [[Words Ending in -o\|consisting of an "-o"]] reflects a practice used by companies such as [[Wham-O]].

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	* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]		* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
	* [[8-Bit is ~~Enough\|8-Bit Is~~ Enough]]		* [[8-Bit is Enough]]
	* [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]		* [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
	* [[Fan Costumes 2015]]		* [[Fan Costumes 2015]]
			* [[Fan 'Stumes 2021]]
			* [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]

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	* Thick-Or-Treat Burger (Halloween version of the Thick 'N Nasty)		* Thick-Or-Treat Burger (Halloween version of the Thick 'N Nasty)
	* Le Burger		* Le Burger
			* Trogdor the Burgernator

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	* Crispy Chicken Melt		* Crispy Chicken Melt
	* Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt (Introduced due to poor sales of the Crispy Chicken Melt)		* Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt (Introduced due to poor sales of the Crispy Chicken Melt)
			* Chicken Pret'ende Sandwich (suggested)

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	* Combo Meal		* Combo Meal
	* Crappy Toy Meal (contains a different toy each week; see [#Toys below])		* Crappy Toy Meal (contains a different toy each week; see [#Toys below])
	** Also called "Li'l ~~Lubbers Kids~~' Meal"		** Also called "Li'l Lubber's Meal"
	* Half-hearted taco meal		* Half-hearted taco meal

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	* French fries wearing a diaper (suggested)		* French fries wearing a diaper (suggested)
	* Paper crowns (similar to those available from [[Burger King]])		* Paper crowns (similar to those available from [[Burger King]])
			* Wind-Up Potato Nudules (suggested)

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''This article is about the restaurant.'' ''For the [[Toons|short]], see [[Blubb-O's Commercial]].''

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'''Blubb-O's''' is the name of a mysterious fast food restaurant in [[Free Country, USA]]. [[Strong Bad]] encounters a [[Drive-Thru Whale|whale-shaped drive-thru speaker]] depicting its apparent mascot in [[Drive-Thru]]. However, its name, or even the existence of an actual restaurant, was not revealed until email [[nightlife]], wherein [[Strong Mad]] uses a greasy bag of fast food from Blubb-O's as [[Club Technochocolate]]'s guest list. The restaurant itself remained unseen until the short, [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]. It is not clear where the restaurant is situated, since although the Drive-Thru Whale has appeared in several different places, the exterior of the restaurant has never been shown; it was clearly not in the vicinity of the Whale when the speaker appeared in [[The Field]]. This puzzled Strong Bad, causing him to refer to the "invisible restaurant" which the speaker was presumably associated with.

One of their products is the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt, which, according to a commercial found in an Easter egg, was introduced when customers stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt. Other products include the Blubb-O's Classic, the Original, the Regular, the New Original, the Old Classic, all of which appear to be the exact same product. There is also the Isosceles Fish Sandwich, which apparently no one ever buys. For a limited time, the restaurant is offering the Thick 'n Nasty, which is endorsed by [[Peacey P]]. Non-burger products include the Chipotle Potato Nudules, regular Nudules, and the Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip [[Melt Shake|Meltshake]]. [[Ketchup]] packets, coffee stirrers, and grains of salt are also sold on the menu, and are more expensive than most of its sandwiches. The restaurant boasts that all of its vegetables are hand tossed into a refreshing cascade of water and chopped in mid air. According to a [[Quote of the Week|quote of the week]], Blubb-O's also offers a Li'l Lubbers kids' meal. Slogans for the restaurant include "Come The Heck Down" and "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's".

Employees include [[Homestar Runner]], who works at the counter, and [[Coach Z]], who wears a Drive-Thru Whale costume.

[[Marzipan]] does not approve of their service, and has begun a protest to "save the Blubb-O whale", but wants to know whether they use whale meat, or "regular fast food meat", so as to know how strongly to protest them.

[[Matt Chapman]], as Strong Bad, foreshadowed the connection between the Drive-Thru Whale and Blubb-O's in the [[Drive-Thru]] DVD commentary, saying that Blubb-O's would be a good name for the restaurant.

Despite the fact that they have six burgers, four of them priced ranging from $1.99-$4.99, five of them are identical and are only advertised at different angles from each other. The only notably different burger is the Thick 'N Nasty, which has a huge patty, whereas the others appear to have a quarter pound of meat.

In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], an advertisement is shown for the "Blubb-O's Thick-or-Treat Burger", which resembles a Thick 'N Nasty with orange and black Halloween candy ([[Food Still In Peel or Package|still in its wrapper]]) stuck in the patty. The announcer advises the viewer to "get it now while it's still legal".

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* [[Drive-Thru]]
* Email [[nightlife]]
* [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
* [[Homestar Ruiner]]
* [[Strong Badia the Free]]
* [[Baddest of the Bands]]
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
* [[8-Bit is Enough|8-Bit Is Enough]]
* [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
* [[Fan Costumes 2015]]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Known Menu Items</span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Sandwiches</span> ===

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* Blubbo Classic ($1.99)
* The Original ($2.99)
* The Regular ($3.99)
* The New Original ($4.99)
* The Old Classic
* Thick 'N Nasty (new for a limited time only; endorsed by Peacey P)
* Thick-Or-Treat Burger (Halloween version of the Thick 'N Nasty)
* Le Burger

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* Crispy Chicken Melt
* Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt (Introduced due to poor sales of the Crispy Chicken Melt)

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* Isosceles Fish Sandwich (unpopular to the extent where even the spokesman has forgotten about it; despite its name, it is actually a [[scalene triangle]])
* Jalapeño 'n' King Snake Meat Double Deluxe (discontinued)

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Meals</span> ===

* Combo Meal
* Crappy Toy Meal (contains a different toy each week; see [#Toys below])
** Also called "Li'l Lubbers Kids' Meal"
* Half-hearted taco meal

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Nudules</span> ===

* Nudules ($5.99)
* Chipotle Potato Nudules

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Other</span> ===

* Ketchup Packets ($6.99 each)
* Coffee Stirrers ($7.99 each)
* Grains of Salt ($8.99 each)
* Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake
* Salad bar
* French fries

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Toys</span> ===

* Brown things (suggested as a milkshake riding a horse)
* Blue ones
* Fish with a duck in its mouth (suggested)
* French fries wearing a diaper (suggested)
* Paper crowns (similar to those available from [[Burger King]])

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