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''This guy needs a leg up on the pile.''<br />
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'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[comb over|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[baldness|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in [[theme song]], he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.<br />
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In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.<br />
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== Finances ==<br />
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Balding Man's financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[pop-tart|Pop-Tart]] as seen in [[Senor Mortgage]]. Balding Man has been rescued ''twice'' from the depths of financial despair by [[Senor Cardgage]]'s talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin'" promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".<br />
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''"Husband of the Year"''<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
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''Sketched balding men''<br />
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* '''Debut:''' [[Senor Mortgage]]<br />
* [[Senorial Day]]<br />
* Email [[theme song]]<br />
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)<br />
* [[Meeple Grove]]<br />
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