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<tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:102px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=</del>File:balding_man.png<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">" title="This guy needs a leg up on the pile."><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="177" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/4d/balding_man.png/</del>100px<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">-balding_man.png" width="100"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:balding_man.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>This guy needs a leg up on the pile.</div></div></div></del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr>
<tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"><p><b>Balding Man</b> is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=comb_over" title="wikipedia:comb over">comb-over</a> to hide his advanced case of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=baldness" title="wikipedia:baldness">male-pattern baldness</a>; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "<a href="/index.php?title=Nicknames" title="Nicknames">Husband of the Year</a>", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of <a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Mortgage" title="Senor Mortgage">Senor Mortgage</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Senorial_Day" title="Senorial Day">Senorial Day</a>, and in <a href="/index.php?title=theme_song" title="theme song">theme song</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_17.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2</a>. In an advertisement in <a href="/index.php?title=theme_song" title="theme song">theme song</a>, he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the <a href="/index.php?title=Senorial_Day" title="Senorial Day">Senorial Day</a> DVD commentary, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> says he wants to make a cartoon with him.</del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr>
<tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></p><p>In the DVD menus for <a href="/index.php?title=Sbemails%27_50_Greatest_Hits_DVD" title="Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD">Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits</a>, a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous <a href="/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe" title="strongbad email.exe">Strong Bad Email DVDs</a> and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.</del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"><p>Balding Man's financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=pop-tart" title="wikipedia:pop-tart">Pop-Tart</a> as seen in <a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Mortgage" title="Senor Mortgage">Senor Mortgage</a>. Balding Man has been rescued <i>twice</i> from the depths of financial despair by <a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Cardgage" title="Senor Cardgage">Senor Cardgage</a>'s talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin'" promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".</del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[comb over|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[baldness|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in [[theme song]], he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.</ins></div></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Balding Man's financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[pop-tart|Pop-Tart]] as seen in [[Senor Mortgage]]. Balding Man has been rescued ''twice'' from the depths of financial despair by [[Senor Cardgage]]'s talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin'</ins>" <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's </ins>"<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">vera low prices".</ins></div></td></tr>
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''This guy needs a leg up on the pile.''<br />
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'''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man dressed in a light yellow polo shirt and jeans. He uses a [[comb over|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[baldness|male-pattern baldness]]; as such, he is a stereotyped middle-aged male. However, Balding Man's mid-life crisis seems to have ended in defeat, and he is simply resigned to his fate as a La-Z-Boy jockey. He has been called the "[[Nicknames|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], and in [[theme song]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. In an advertisement in [[theme song]], he is asked if he wants to cut his own arm off. In the [[Senorial Day]] DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says he wants to make a cartoon with him.<br />
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In the DVD menus for [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits]], a live-action man tries to carry all of the previous [[strongbad email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVDs]] and eventually drops all of them. The man shrugs, and proceeds to sigh in the same voice as the Balding Man. This could, therefore, be the live-action equivalent of the Balding Man, despite having a full head of hair.<br />
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== Finances ==<br />
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Balding Man's financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[pop-tart|Pop-Tart]] as seen in [[Senor Mortgage]]. Balding Man has been rescued ''twice'' from the depths of financial despair by [[Senor Cardgage]]'s talented entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he ever achieved the "re-financin'" promised in the first ad or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".<br />
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''"Husband of the Year"''<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
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''Sketched balding men''<br />
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* '''Debut:''' [[Senor Mortgage]]<br />
* [[Senorial Day]]<br />
* Email [[theme song]]<br />
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)<br />
* [[Meeple Grove]]<br />
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