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	An '''[[apothecary]]''' is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.		An '''[[apothecary]]''' is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.

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	* Email [[2 emails]] — An Easter egg brings up [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who claims that he's ~~"~~no apothecary~~"~~ while advertising ~~"~~Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste [[Style]] Chewing Powders.~~"~~		* Email [[2 emails]] — An Easter egg brings up [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who claims that he's "no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste [[Style]] Chewing Powders."
	* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)\|Mr. Shmallow]] — The [[Toons\|toon page]] summary reads ~~"~~He's no apothecary.~~"~~		* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)\|Mr. Shmallow]] — The [[Toons\|toon page]] summary reads "He's no apothecary."
	* Email [[theme song]] — [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU]]'s diplomas include ~~"~~marriage apothecary,~~"~~ which [[Senor Cardgage]] believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.		* Email [[theme song]] — [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU]]'s diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which [[Senor Cardgage]] believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
	* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is described as an apothecary.		* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is described as an apothecary.
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An '''[[apothecary]]''' is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.

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* Email [[2 emails]] — An Easter egg brings up [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who claims that he's "no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste [[Style]] Chewing Powders."
* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] — The [[Toons|toon page]] summary reads "He's no apothecary."
* Email [[theme song]] — [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]]'s diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which [[Senor Cardgage]] believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is described as an apothecary.

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