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	<p>An <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=apothecary" title="wikipedia:apothecary">apothecary</a></b> is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_%28body_of_work%29" title="Homestar Runner (body of work)">Homestar Runner</a> body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.
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	~~<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>~~
	<ul><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=2_emails" title="2 emails">2 emails</a> — An Easter egg brings up <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Strong_Bad" title="Old-Timey Strong Bad">Old-Timey Strong Bad</a>, who claims that he's "no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste <a href="/index.php?title=Style" title="Style">Style</a> Chewing Powders."
	</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a> — The <a href="/index.php?title=Toons" title="Toons">toon page</a> summary reads "He's no apothecary."
	</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=theme_song" title="theme song">theme song</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Crazy_Go_Nuts_University" title="Crazy Go Nuts University">CGNU</a>'s diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which <a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Cardgage" title="Senor Cardgage">Senor Cardgage</a> believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
	</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21" title="No Hands On Deck!">No Hands On Deck!</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs%27_Concession_Stand" title="Bubs' Concession Stand">Bubs' Concession Stand</a> is described as an apothecary.
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			''"I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."''

			An '''[[apothecary]]''' is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.

			== Appearances ==
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	~~</html>~~		* Email [[2 emails]] — An Easter egg brings up [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who claims that he's "no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste [[Style]] Chewing Powders."
			* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)\|Mr. Shmallow]] — The [[Toons\|toon page]] summary reads "He's no apothecary."
			* Email [[theme song]] — [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU]]'s diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which [[Senor Cardgage]] believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
			* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is described as an apothecary.
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			<p>An <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=apothecary" title="wikipedia:apothecary">apothecary</a></b> is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_%28body_of_work%29" title="Homestar Runner (body of work)">Homestar Runner</a> body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.
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			<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
			<ul><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=2_emails" title="2 emails">2 emails</a> — An Easter egg brings up <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Strong_Bad" title="Old-Timey Strong Bad">Old-Timey Strong Bad</a>, who claims that he's "no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste <a href="/index.php?title=Style" title="Style">Style</a> Chewing Powders."
			</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a> — The <a href="/index.php?title=Toons" title="Toons">toon page</a> summary reads "He's no apothecary."
			</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=theme_song" title="theme song">theme song</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Crazy_Go_Nuts_University" title="Crazy Go Nuts University">CGNU</a>'s diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which <a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Cardgage" title="Senor Cardgage">Senor Cardgage</a> believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
			</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21" title="No Hands On Deck!">No Hands On Deck!</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs%27_Concession_Stand" title="Bubs' Concession Stand">Bubs' Concession Stand</a> is described as an apothecary.
			</li></ul>

	~~''"I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."''~~

	An '''[[apothecary]]''' is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.

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	* Email [[2 emails]] — An Easter egg brings up [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who claims that he's "no apothecary" ~~while advertising~~ "~~Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste [[Style]] Chewing Powders."~~		</html>
	* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)\|Mr. Shmallow]] — The [[Toons\|toon page]] summary reads "He's no apothecary."
	* Email [[theme song]] — [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU]]'s diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which [[Senor Cardgage]] believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
	* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is described as an apothecary.
	~~[[Category:Word running gags]]~~

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	An '''[[apothecary]]''' is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.		An '''[[apothecary]]''' is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.

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	* Email [[2 emails]] — An Easter egg brings up [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who claims that he's ~~"~~no apothecary~~"~~ while advertising ~~"~~Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste [[Style]] Chewing Powders.~~"~~		* Email [[2 emails]] — An Easter egg brings up [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who claims that he's "no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste [[Style]] Chewing Powders."
	* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)\|Mr. Shmallow]] — The [[Toons\|toon page]] summary reads ~~"~~He's no apothecary.~~"~~		* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)\|Mr. Shmallow]] — The [[Toons\|toon page]] summary reads "He's no apothecary."
	* Email [[theme song]] — [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU]]'s diplomas include ~~"~~marriage apothecary,~~"~~ which [[Senor Cardgage]] believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.		* Email [[theme song]] — [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU]]'s diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which [[Senor Cardgage]] believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
	* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is described as an apothecary.		* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is described as an apothecary.
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An '''[[apothecary]]''' is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.

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* Email [[2 emails]] — An Easter egg brings up [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who claims that he's "no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste [[Style]] Chewing Powders."
* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] — The [[Toons|toon page]] summary reads "He's no apothecary."
* Email [[theme song]] — [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]]'s diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which [[Senor Cardgage]] believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is described as an apothecary.

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