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	In around 2002, '''[[Holidays\|Valentine's Day]] cards''' were sold on the [[Flash Store]]. They were posted on the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020\|Valentine's Day 2020]], and showcased on the [[Index Page Messages\|Old Crap Corner]] a year later.		In around 2002, '''[[Holidays\|Valentine's Day]] cards''' were sold on the [[Flash Store]]. They were posted on the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020\|Valentine's Day 2020]], and showcased on the [[Index Page Messages\|Old Crap Corner]] a year later.

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	* [#Cards 1 Cards]
	* [#Old_Crap_Corner_Page 2 Old Crap Corner Page]
	* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
	** [#Trivia 3.1 Trivia]
	** [#Inside_References 3.2 Inside References]
	** [#Fast_Forward 3.3 Fast Forward]
	* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

	\|}		* [[Coach Z]] on a red background with the text "Wanna go get some donuts?"
			* [[Homestar Runner]] on a pink background with the text "Happy Birthday!!"
			* [[Marzipan]] on a pink background with a speech bubble reading "VALENTINES ARE A WASTE OF PAPER!"
			* [[Strong Sad]] casting a long shadow on a gray background, with a cracked red heart in the upper right and "happy valentine's day" in the upper left.
			* [[Strong Bad]] on a blue background with the text "THIS IS ALL YOU'RE GETTING!"
			* [[Strong Mad]] on a red background with the text "MARRY ME!"

	~~<span id~~=~~"cards"></span>~~		== Old Crap Corner Page ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">Cards</span> ==~~

	* [[Coach Z]] on a red background with the text "Wanna go get some donuts?"
	* [[Homestar Runner]] on a pink background with the text "Happy Birthday!!"
	* [[Marzipan]] on a pink background with a speech bubble reading "VALENTINES ARE A WASTE OF PAPER!"
	* [[Strong Sad]] casting a long shadow on a gray background, with a cracked red heart in the upper right and "happy valentine's day" in the upper left.
	* [[Strong Bad]] on a blue background with the text "THIS IS ALL YOU'RE GETTING!"
	* [[Strong Mad]] on a red background with the text "MARRY ME!"

	~~<span id="old-crap-corner-page"></span>~~
	~~== <span class="mw-headline">~~Old Crap Corner Page~~</span>~~ ==

	'''Date:''' Monday, February 8, 2021		'''Date:''' Monday, February 8, 2021
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	'''Page Title:''' Old Crap Corner - Old Valentines		'''Page Title:''' Old Crap Corner - Old Valentines

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			'''ancient valentine relics of olde!'''
	~~<span style="font-size:200%">~~'''ancient valentine relics of olde!'''~~</span>~~

	~~[[File:TwitterOldValentines.png\|[[File:TwitterOldValentines.png\|300px\|thumb\|Printed on high-gloss photo paper and hand-stapled into sammich bags!]]]]~~
	These things were sold in the Homestar Store back in 2002 mebbe? Printed on an inkjet on glossy photo paper, hand cut, and then stapled into sandwich bags for early Homestar-adopters to enjoy! <span class="plainlinks">[https://homestarrunner.com/assets/images/valentines_occ.png Download a hi-res version and print some out yourself in 2021 for free!]</span>

	~~Also, check out <span class="plainlinks">[https://homestarrunner.com/vday this old Valentine animation]</span> Strong Sad commissioned The Cheat to make for him back in '03.~~

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			These things were sold in the Homestar Store back in 2002 mebbe? Printed on an inkjet on glossy photo paper, hand cut, and then stapled into sandwich bags for early Homestar-adopters to enjoy! [https://homestarrunner.com/assets/images/valentines_occ.png '''Download a hi-res version and print some out yourself in 2021 for free!''']
			Also, check out [https://homestarrunner.com/vday '''this old Valentine animation'''] Strong Sad commissioned The Cheat to make for him back in '03.
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	~~<span id~~=~~"fun-facts"></span>~~		== Fun Facts ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Fun Facts~~</span>~~ ==

	~~<span id~~=~~"trivia"></span>~~		=== Trivia ===
	==~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Trivia~~</span>~~ ===

	* The [[Strong Sad's Valentine Animation\|Valentine's animation]] linked to on the page comes from the February 14, 2003 [[Strong Sad's Lament]] post.		* The [[Strong Sad's Valentine Animation\|Valentine's animation]] linked to on the page comes from the February 14, 2003 [[Strong Sad's Lament]] post.

	~~<span id~~=~~"inside-references"></span>~~		=== Inside References ===
	==~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Inside References~~</span>~~ ===

	* Coach Z and Strong Mad's cards reference their respective calls to Marzipan from [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]].		* Coach Z and Strong Mad's cards reference their respective calls to Marzipan from [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]].

	~~<span id~~=~~"fast-forward"></span>~~		=== Fast Forward ===
	==~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Fast Forward~~</span>~~ ===

	* Homestar Runner would later confuse a special occasion with someone's birthday in [[flashback]].		* Homestar Runner would later confuse a special occasion with someone's birthday in [[flashback]].

	~~<span id~~=~~"external-links"></span>~~		== External Links ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~External Links~~</span>~~ ==

	* [https://homestarrunner.com/old-valentines view "Ancient Valentine Cards"]		* [https://homestarrunner.com/old-valentines view "Ancient Valentine Cards"]
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	* [https://homestarrunner.com/vday watch The Cheat's Valentine's animation]		* [https://homestarrunner.com/vday watch The Cheat's Valentine's animation]
	* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/vday/13612536d2-1612805289/vday.swf view the Flash file for The Cheat's Valentine's animation]		* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/vday/13612536d2-1612805289/vday.swf view the Flash file for The Cheat's Valentine's animation]
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In around 2002, '''[[Holidays|Valentine's Day]] cards''' were sold on the [[Flash Store]]. They were posted on the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020|Valentine's Day 2020]], and showcased on the [[Index Page Messages|Old Crap Corner]] a year later.

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== Contents ==

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* [#Cards 1 Cards]
* [#Old_Crap_Corner_Page 2 Old Crap Corner Page]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 3.1 Trivia]
** [#Inside_References 3.2 Inside References]
** [#Fast_Forward 3.3 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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== Cards ==

* [[Coach Z]] on a red background with the text "Wanna go get some donuts?"
* [[Homestar Runner]] on a pink background with the text "Happy Birthday!!"
* [[Marzipan]] on a pink background with a speech bubble reading "VALENTINES ARE A WASTE OF PAPER!"
* [[Strong Sad]] casting a long shadow on a gray background, with a cracked red heart in the upper right and "happy valentine's day" in the upper left.
* [[Strong Bad]] on a blue background with the text "THIS IS ALL YOU'RE GETTING!"
* [[Strong Mad]] on a red background with the text "MARRY ME!"


== Old Crap Corner Page ==

'''Date:''' Monday, February 8, 2021

'''Page Title:''' Old Crap Corner - Old Valentines

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'''ancient valentine relics of olde!'''

[[File:TwitterOldValentines.png|[[File:TwitterOldValentines.png|300px|thumb|Printed on high-gloss photo paper and hand-stapled into sammich bags!]]]]
These things were sold in the Homestar Store back in 2002 mebbe? Printed on an inkjet on glossy photo paper, hand cut, and then stapled into sandwich bags for early Homestar-adopters to enjoy! [https://homestarrunner.com/assets/images/valentines_occ.png Download a hi-res version and print some out yourself in 2021 for free!]

Also, check out [https://homestarrunner.com/vday this old Valentine animation] Strong Sad commissioned The Cheat to make for him back in '03.

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== Fun Facts ==


=== Trivia ===

* The [[Strong Sad's Valentine Animation|Valentine's animation]] linked to on the page comes from the February 14, 2003 [[Strong Sad's Lament]] post.


=== Inside References ===

* Coach Z and Strong Mad's cards reference their respective calls to Marzipan from [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]].


=== Fast Forward ===

* Homestar Runner would later confuse a special occasion with someone's birthday in [[flashback]].


== External Links ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/old-valentines view "Ancient Valentine Cards"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/assets/images/valentines_occ.png download the cards]

* [https://homestarrunner.com/vday watch The Cheat's Valentine's animation]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/vday/13612536d2-1612805289/vday.swf view the Flash file for The Cheat's Valentine's animation]

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