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The [[Characters|characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]] are known to reference and even drink '''[[alcoholic beverage|alcoholic beverages]]'''. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].

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* [#Appearances 1 Appearances]
** [#Strong_Bad_Email 1.1 Strong Bad Email]
** [#Other_Appearances 1.2 Other Appearances]
* [#See_Also 2 See Also]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Strong Bad Email</span> ===

* [[making out]] — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to [[Making Out|make out]] with her, [[Strong Bad]] proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".
* [[super powers]] — Strong Bad uses the diamond on his head to pop the cap off of a [[Cold One]].
* [[lures & jigs]] — Strong Bad attempts to "lure" fish into his and Coach Z's boat by telling them that they have "a keg" (to which he immediately appends "of worms and phytoplankton").
* [[theme party]] — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a [[Bears|bear]] wearing [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], holding a beer mug, along with [[Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin]], who appears to be passed out.
* [[the show]] — The character on the "We'll be right back" screen holds a wine glass.
* [[different town]] (Easter egg) — A drawing of Eh! Steve! drinking from a wine glass can be seen.
* [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
* [[time capsule]] — An Easter egg features [[Minor Drinks|Coach Z Ale]], a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]].
* [[montage]] — [[Strong Bad]] and the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] drink wine on a boat in the lake.
* [[radio]] — [[Homestar Runner]] throws a [[Old fashioned glass|rocks glass]] while yelling "[[Highball|High-ball!]]"
* [[modeling]] — "Colognac" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] formed by combining "[[Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance.
* [[space program]] — During the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
* [[myths & legends]] — [[Bubs]] states that the [[Bear Holding a Shark|Bear holding a Shark]] [[Shot glass|shot glasses]] are "always popular with the kids".
* [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
** Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
* [[rock opera]] — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs the viewers that he is "pleasant".
* [[theme song]] — In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
* [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
* [[rough copy]] — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
* [[hygiene]] — Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a [[hangover]].
* [[business trip]] — Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "[[Cold One|Expen$e Account Ones]]".
* [[nightlife]] — Bubs runs the bar at [[Club Technochocolate]] and Strong Bad orders an expensive drink in an eye dropper.
* [[hremail 3184]] — Bubs and Coach Z watch the explosion of the [[Lappy 486]] in lawn chairs, with beer cans.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Other Appearances</span> ===

* [[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Pom Pom's Girls|Pom Pom's girls]] are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
* [[Dancin' Bubs]] — Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
* [[Thorax Corporation]]:
** [http://www.thoraxcorp.com/staph.html Our Gentle Staph] page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
** [http://www.thoraxcorp.com/stardom.html Leg Delabor's page] includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.
** [http://www.thoraxcorp.com/stardom2.html Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page] states that he was drinking while thinking of new PRODUKTs.
* [[The Luau]] — Among the phrases of "[[Polynesia|Polynesian]] Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk.
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Coach Z raps about [[Hennessy]], a brand of cognac.
* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z drinks mouthwash, offers Homestar some, and passes out at the end of the cartoon as Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine".
* [[Everybody to the Limit]] — Strong Bad is seen sitting in an armchair with a glass of liquor.
* [[Meet Marshie]] — [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Martini (cocktail)|martini]].
* [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] — Features "Drunk Drivers".
* [[Ballad of The Sneak]] — As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
** Also, there is a [[Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[prohibition]] and the [[Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
* [[Because, It's Midnite]] — The song mentions a "champagne glass".
* [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive!"
* [[Videlectrix]] — The [https://old.homestarrunner.com/videlectrix/videlectrix_gallery.html Game Gallery] has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
* [[New Boots]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
* [[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
* [[Peasant's Quest]] — [[Baby Lady & Her Baby|The Baby]] is said to go on to develop a mead problem later in life.
* [[That a Ghost|That A Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] is caught drinking hooch.
* [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] — Homestar is almost certainly hung over, mentioning that he partied so hard the night before he can't remember what he did and falls asleep under Strong Bad's desk.
* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — One of the [[Blue Laser Minion|Blue Laser Minions]] asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
* [[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's [[Hot Moms|hot mom]] is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — [[Marzipan]] is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and martini.
* [[Drive-Thru]] — Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
* [[Date Nite]] — Homestar and Strong Bad are shown drinking [[Cold One|'old Ones]] after Marzipan and [[The Cheat]] left for [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship|their date]].
* [[Where's an Egg?]] — One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — A jug of hooch can be found in [[Sickly Sam]]'s stomach.
* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — One of Strong Bad's edited screenshots includes a "high class bikini [lady]" with a martini.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can order a Cold One and a green drink from Bubs at [[Club Technochocolate]], both of which he proceeds to drink.
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — A bottle of wine sits on a table at Club Technochocolate.
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — The shelf of the old club is stocked with neon colored "Ones", which Strong Bad comments "are all old and warm, and stuffed with light bulbs apparently".
* [[Hooked on Decemberween]] — [[Brainkrieg]] claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.
* [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — [[Strong Bad]] mentions that he heard the Cold Ones were pretty good at The Inventory (causing Tycho to mock "[[Ages|aren't you like, ten]]?")
* [[Characters from Yonder Website]] — The [[Smarty Juice]]'s effects imply that it contains alcohol (or at least has [[Fermentation|fermented]]).
* [[sloshy - No-stalgia]] — [[sloshy]] mentions "[not] meetin' old friends for beers", while the backup singer would "still like to get beers if we can".
* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare]] — One of the prizes of the Match game (first seen in a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet on [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020|12 Dec 2020]]) is a six pack of [[Coors Brewing Company|Coors]] (alternately referred to by Strong Bad as Cold Ones).

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* [[Cold One]]
* [[Listerine]]

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