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''"In neighborhood news, residents are up in no-arms about some seasonal decorations."''

[[Action Cool 5|Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]] reports on some obscene Halloween decorations.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet The Cheat]], [[Puppet Strong Bad]], [[Jibblies Painting|Puppet Rocoulm]], [[Puppet Homestar]], [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]]

'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]], a porch

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 27, 2021

'''Running Time:''' 1:52

'''Page Title:''' Motion Activated! Lights and Sound! Colored Smoke!

== Transcript ==

''{Start out with The Cheat holding the "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" sign and making the news station noises from [[local news]]. The background is dimmed, then fades in as he moves the sign away, and Strong Bad looks to the camera, holding some paper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, yes, thank you, and as always, tonight. In neighborhood news, ''{a picture of a porch with Halloween decorations zooms in on the right side of the screen with the caption "OBSCENE WEEN?"}'' residents are up in no arms about some seasonal decorations. While they were out looking at Halloween ''decor'', ''{the picture of the porch zooms to cover the whole screen}'' they got ''more'' than they bargained ''for''.

''{The camera does a quick pan to reveal that there is an animatronic statue of the Rocoulm also on the porch, accompanied by green lights and fog. The background music from [[Jibblies 2]] plays through a speaker.}''

'''ROCOULM:''' Come on in he-e-ere!

''{The music stops. Cut to angry Homestar Runner, labeled as "Concerned Citizen", in front of a front door.}''

'''ANGRY HOMESTAR:''' That thing has no place in the neighborhood, and should be taken down at once! As someone who's ''dealt'' with the jibblies before, I can say that it's in ''very poor taste!''

''{Cut back to the news desk in Strong Badia. The picture on the right shows the statue.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But the owner of the ungodly adornment insists it's all... just a lot of fun.

''{Cut back to the porch, where a mustachioed Homestar Runner, labeled as "Unconcerned Citizen", has joined the statue.}''

'''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' It's just a lot of fun. I love Halloween! And I like to have a lot of ''fun'' as I've said! I don't think there's anything wrong with getting a little jibblie this time of year. Do you? 'Cause I don't, as I've said! Why I remember getting the jibblies ''myself'' each year when I was a kid. Let's get it right now! Hit me, creeptake! ''{knocks the statue, which lights up as the fog and music begins}''

'''ROCOULM:''' Come on in he-e-ere!

'''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' Wha-hoh! A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! Oh, what a thrill! Oh, as I've said! Oh-ho-ho!

''{The music stops. Cut back to angry Homestar.}''

'''ANGRY HOMESTAR:''' Kids?! He has the nerve to talk about kids? I wouldn't let my kids near that thing! Have you heard the kind of stuff that comes out of its mouth?

''{Cut to The Cheat, who is wearing a witch's hat, carrying a trick-or-treat bag, and singing while walking up to the front porch. When he stops, he makes The Cheat noises to the cadence of "Trick or treat!" Pan over to the statue as the music resumes.}''

'''ROCOULM:''' ''{subtitled}'' I totally just ate your cat.

''{Cut back to The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams and makes jibblie-like The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to a close-up of the statue.}''

'''ROCOULM:''' ''{subtitled}'' I've been inside your house... What is with that wallpaper?

''{Zoom in closer on the gargoyle's face.}''

'''ROCOULM:''' ''{subtitled}'' Later on tonight I'm going to creep outside your window and slowly peel a single potato!

''{Cut to an extreme close-up of The Cheat's face, then quick cut to a zoomed-out shot.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams and makes jibblie-like The Cheat noises}'' ''{runs away}''

''{The music stops. Cut back to the news desk in Strong Badia.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh, such interesting human interest. Well, this is one reporter who's glad ''he'' didn't have to go out... and get the jibblies. Heh heh.

''{Cut to a zoomed-out shot, revealing the statue right next to him. The music resumes.}''

'''ROCOULM:''' Come... on... in he-e-ere!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Aaaaahhhhh!! ''{while running offscreen}'' Jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie...

'''ROCOULM:''' That's it for tonight's news.

''{The Cheat holds the sign up, and Strong Bad comes back onscreen, still dealing with the jibblies.}''

'''ROCOULM:''' "Action Cool News. We're investiga-awesome!"

== Fun Facts ==

=== Fixed Glitches ===

* On the Toons menu, the length was written as "01 hrs 52 min" instead of the actual length of 1 minute and 52 seconds. This has since been changed to its actual length.

=== Inside References ===

* Action Cool News 5 first appeared in [[local news]].
* The background music comes from [[Jibblies 2]].
** Homestar previously called the Rocoulm "creeptake" in this toon.
* Strong Bad notes that residents are "up in [[Lack of Visible Arms|''no'' arms]]".

== External Links ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/newsoween watch "Action Cool News-oween Report"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWDiyQZMzSo watch "Action Cool News-oween Report"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1453372771476594691 watch "Action Cool News-oween Report"] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | [[Puppet Stuff]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Toons'''
| [[Everybody Knows It]] · [[Puppet Time]] · [[Labor Dabor]] · '''Action Cool News-oween Report'''
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Vs. Little Girl'''
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] · [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] · [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] · [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] · [[Summer Short Shorts|Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl]] · [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Puppet Jam]]'''
| [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]] · [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams|Tropical Lazor Beams]] · [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Vitamins/Celebrities]] · [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control|Mission Control]] · [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter|President's Daughter]] · [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues|Apple Juice Blues]] · [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It|Everybody Knows It]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Biz Cas Fri]]'''
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]: Puppet Squad'''
| [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad|The Curly Fried Caper]] · [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack|The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[DVD]] Videos'''
| [[Secret Song (video)|Secret Song]] · [[Some Puppet Stuff]] · [[Some Extras]] · [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)|It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Puppets on the Road]] · [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Store]] Related'''
| [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] ([[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh|Recording Sesh]]) · [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] · [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery]] · [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other Videos'''
| [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] · [[Main Page 25]] · [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] · [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]] · [[Greatest American Homestar]] · [[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| [[Puppet Character Variations]] · [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] · [[The Exact Same]] · [[Szechuan Steve]] · [[Stingy Relenque]] · [[Santaman]]<br />[[Little Girl]] · [[Other Little Girl]] · [[Very, Very Little Girl]]
|}

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{| class="wikitable"
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! colspan="3" style="text-align:center;background-color:#f63;" | [[Halloween|Halloween Toons]]
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''Big Toons'''<br />([[Halloween Teasers|Teasers]], [[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]])
| [[Homestarloween Party]] · [[Homestarloween Party Costumes|costumes]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes|costumes]] · [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] · [[Pumpkin Carve-nival Costumes|costumes]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes|costumes]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|theme song]] · [[Halloween Fairstival]] · [[Halloween Fairstival Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] · [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes|costumes]] · [[Happy Hallow-day]] · [[Happy Hallow-day Costumes|costumes]] · [[Jibblies 2]] · [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser]] · [[Jibblies 2 Costumes|costumes]] · [[Most in the Graveyard]] · [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser|teaser]] · [[Most in the Graveyard Costumes|costumes]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser|teaser]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|costumes]] · [[Which Ween Costumes?]] · [[Which Ween Costumes? Costumes|costumes]] · [[I Killed Pom Pom]] · [[Halloween Safety|teaser]] · [[I Killed Pom Pom Costumes|costumes]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser|teaser]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes|costumes]] · [[Later That Night...]] · [[Later That Night... Teaser|teaser]] · [[Later That Night... Costumes|costumes]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser|teaser]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes|costumes]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser|teaser]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes|costumes]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser|teaser]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hijinks]] · [[Halloween Hijinks Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Walkthrough|walkthrough]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Responses|responses]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer|v2.0 trailer]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser|teaser]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Costumes|costumes]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition Teaser|teaser]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes|costumes]] · [[A Prickly Scary Short]] · [[A Prickly Scary Short Costumes|costume]]
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| rowspan="4" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''Other'''
| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Site Components'''
| [[Main Page 7]], [[Ween Intro]], [[Punkin Stencils]]
|-
| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Toons'''
| [[halloweener]], [[ghosts]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Malloween Commercial]], [[That a Ghost]], [[Halloween Awards Show]], [[Costume Commercial]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]], [[Punkin Show]], [[Halloween Safety]], [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]], [[Large Bean (toon)|Large Bean]], [[Kooky Moonlight]]
|-
| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Puppet Stuff'''
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]], [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]], [[Greatest American Homestar]], '''Action Cool News-oween Report'''
|-
| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Games'''
| [[Egg Throwing Game]], [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]], [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''[[Fan Costumes]]'''
| [[Fan Costume Commentary|2003]], [[More Fan Costumes|2005]], [[Fan Costumes '06|2006]], [[Fan Costumes '07|2007]], [[Fan Costumes '08|2008]], [[Fan Costumes '09|2009]], [[Fan Costumes 2015|2015]], [[Fan Costumes 2016|2016]], [[Fan Costumes 2017|2017]], [[Fan Costumes 2018|2018]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2019|2019]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|2020]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2021|2021]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2022|2022]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2023|2023]], [[Fanstume (singular) '24|2024]]
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''[[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]]'''
| [[Rejected Costumes]], [[Other Halloween Costumes]], [[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes]], [[What are you supposed to be?]], [[I really like your costume]], [[Icon References in Halloween Costumes|Icon References]]
|}
[[Category:Puppet The Cheat Filmography]]
[[Category:Puppet Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Jibblies Painting Filmography]]
[[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography]]
[[Category:Halloween]]

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