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	~~[[File:Ab-Abber 2000.png\|[[File:Ab-Abber_2000.png\|220px\|thumb]]]]~~		'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' helps you create abs like the professionals in "minutes—nay, seconds!" It consists of one [[Permanent Marker\|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer\|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, "''abs''-olutely" free. The slogan is "They'll be [[All up ons\|all up ons]]!". [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" for the product.
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	'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' ~~is an [[as seen on TV]] product that promises to~~ create abs like the professionals in ~~"~~minutes—nay, seconds!~~"~~ It consists of one [[Permanent Marker\|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer\|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, ~~"~~''abs''-olutely~~"~~ free. The slogan is ~~"~~They'll be [[All up ons\|all up ons]]!~~"~~. [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a ~~"~~Celebrity(?) Testimonial~~"~~ for the product.

	Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying\|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].		Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying\|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

	In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a ~~"~~limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt~~".~~		In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a "limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt".

	~~In [[The Show: Ween Edition]], [[The King of Town]] claims it makes the ladies shiny and chrome~~.

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	* [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]		* [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
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	'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' ~~helps you~~ create abs like the professionals in "minutes—nay, seconds!" It consists of one [[Permanent Marker\|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer\|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, "''abs''-olutely" free. The slogan is "They'll be [[All up ons\|all up ons]]!". [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" for the product.		'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' is an [[as seen on TV]] product that promises to create abs like the professionals in "minutes—nay, seconds!" It consists of one [[Permanent Marker\|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer\|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, "''abs''-olutely" free. The slogan is "They'll be [[All up ons\|all up ons]]!". [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" for the product.

	Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying\|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].		Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying\|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

	In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a "limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt".		In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a "limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt".

			In [[The Show: Ween Edition]], [[The King of Town]] claims it makes the ladies shiny and chrome.

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	'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' ~~is an [[as seen on TV]] product that promises to~~ create abs like the professionals in "minutes—nay, seconds!" It consists of one [[Permanent Marker\|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer\|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, "''abs''-olutely" free. The slogan is "They'll be [[All up ons\|all up ons]]!". [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" for the product.		'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' helps you create abs like the professionals in "minutes—nay, seconds!" It consists of one [[Permanent Marker\|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer\|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, "''abs''-olutely" free. The slogan is "They'll be [[All up ons\|all up ons]]!". [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" for the product.

	Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying\|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].		Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying\|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

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'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' is an [[as seen on TV]] product that promises to create abs like the professionals in "minutes—nay, seconds!" It consists of one [[Permanent Marker|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, "''abs''-olutely" free. The slogan is "They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!". [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" for the product.

Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a "limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt".

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* '''Debut:''' Email [[suntan]]
* [[Main Page 19]]
* Email [[garage sale]]
* Email [[pop-up]]
* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] (mentioned)
* Email [[dictionary]] (mentioned)
* [[Fan Costumes 2015]]
* [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Products|Products]]</span>

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