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A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]].

'''Running Time:''' 3:02

'''DVD Exclusive:''' [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homsar]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Badman]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Zubs and Coach B]], [[Stinkoman]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Casio Head Strong Bad]], [[Sherlock]], [[Eh! Steve!]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], [[Teeg Dougland]], [[Head Bad]], [[Balding Man]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[CGNU Principal's Office]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[The Garage]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]], [[The Office]], [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Pond]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The Island]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Show]], [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Telephone Pole]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Smoky Office]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[The Stage]], [[Arena]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[Free Country, USA|Free Petry Dish USA]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong]], [[Race Track]], [[Strong Badman's Apartment]], [[Gymnasium]], [[Swimming Pool]], [[Gremlin]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Classroom]]

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 2.1 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 2.2 Remarks]
** [#Goofs 2.3 Goofs]
** [#Inside_References 2.4 Inside References]

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== Transcript ==

''{open to a message reading:}''

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'''160 Seconds''' 
Here's the deal: we took the 
1st second from email #1, 
the 2nd second from email 
#2, the 3rd second from 
email #3 and so on, all the 
way up to email 160 and 
stitched them all together to 
make this trainwreck. Enjoy!

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''{The message is read aloud in sequence:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's the deal: we took the first second from email number one—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —the second second from email number two—

'''STRONG SAD:''' —the third second from email number three—

'''BUBS:''' —and so on, all the way up to email—

'''COACH Z:''' —one-sixty and stitched them all together to—

'''STRONG MAD:''' —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK.

'''HOMSAR:''' Ennn-joy!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me?

''{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}''

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| width="165"| 1. [[some kinda robot]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is
|-
| 2. [[homsar]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' My emai
|-
| 3. [[butt IQ]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Check-a check-a check-a my email
|-
| 4. [[homestar hair]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Doot do
|-
| 5. [[making out]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' do. Dear
|-
| 6. [[depressio]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ear Strong Bad
|-
| 7. [[halloweener]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' To have the bestest
|-
| 8. [[brianrietta]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't help but realize
|-
| 9. [[i love you]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gibberish from pronouncing the name}''
|-
| 10. [[trevor the vampire]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' As you
|-
| 11. [[i rule]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' You talking about
|-
| 12. [[credit card]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Your old credit card numb-
|-
| 13. [[i she be]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -Rong Bad, great looking girl
|-
| 14. [[duck pond]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -iwi ''{enter sound}''
|-
| 15. [[the basics]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' But you know, there's the
|-
| 16. [[band names]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' You rule
|-
| 17. [[studying]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{loudly and angrily}'' Close the book and
|-
| 18. [[stand-up]]
| ''{silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy}''
|-
| 19. [[tape-leg]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Some kind of tape
|-
| 20. [[spring cleaning]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have a secr-
|-
| 21. [[cartoon]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
|-
| 22. [[sb email 22]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind the Bullocks
|-
| 23. [[little animal]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns to his computer}'' So there's
|-
| 24. [[the bird]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Phylo D.
|-
| 25. [[super powers]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a [[Cold One]] with his blue diamond}''
|-
| 26. [[CGNU]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Half as awesome as
|-
| 27. [[3 wishes]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Look at how great
|-
| 28. [[1 step ahead]]
| '''STRONG SAD:''' Funny ''{dodge ball hits him}'' Oh!
|-
| 29. [[superhero name]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ow, like: St-
|-
| 30. [[12:00]]
| '''BUBS:''' It took me a l-
|-
| 31. [[sugarbob]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway
|-
| 32. [[flag day]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Coolest flag you ever
|-
| 33. [[gimmicks]]
| ''{silence and blackness}''
|-
| 34. [[weird dream]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -derstand
|-
| 35. [[sisters]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}''
|-
| 36. [[guitar]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
|-
| 37. [[dullard]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretending to be on the phone}'' Yes.
|-
| 38. [[helium]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high voice because of helium}'' Too!!!!
|-
| 39. [[property of ones]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' So you got that
|-
| 40. [[vacation]]
| ''{A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}''
|-
| 41. [[invisibility]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible}'' You know,
|-
| 42. [[action figure]]
| ''{The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}''
|-
| 43. [[little questions]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -s a baby.
|-
| 44. [[lures and jigs]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -eg!
|-
| 45. [[techno]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Doom doom
|-
| 46. [[your friends]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ah-
|-
| 47. [[new hands]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{With a bucket for a hand}'' Sit on it when I get-
|-
| 48. [[ghosts]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -osts?
|-
| 49. [[theme party]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -nes, and invite a
|-
| 50. [[50 emails]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{short pause}'' Tape le-
|-
| 51. [[website]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -da cool.
|-
| 52. [[island]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stranded on a desert island with Homestar}'' You're gonna need
|-
| 53. [[comic]]
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' -et's start LOOKING
|-
| 54. [[morning routine]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Routine
|-
| 55. [[cheat talk]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ay.
|-
| 56. [[current status]]
| '''ZUBS:''' -rap ain't funny.
|-
| 57. [[japanese cartoon]]
| ''{Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}''
|-
| 58. [[dragon]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Drawing a dragon}'' -me way. S,
|-
| 59. [[marzipan]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' with me? '''MARZIPAN:''' That
|-
| 60. [[huttah!]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' He's not even that cu-
|-
| 61. [[monster truck]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
|-
| 62. [[interview]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' About your childhood
|-
| 63. [[fingers]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{At Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Gimme a little some-
|-
| 64. [[english paper]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Which is my
|-
| 65. [[unused emails]]
| '''STRONG MAD:''' A PRAYING MAN-
|-
| 66. [[the show]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You agree?
|-
| 67. [[autobiography]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{On tape recorder}'' slipped him some drugs
|-
| 68. [[caper]]
| ''{music plays}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh!
|-
| 69. [[personal favorites]]
| ''{Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}''
|-
| 70. [[big white face]]
| ''{Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's computer room}''
|-
| 71. [[2 emails]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ow, I know!
|-
| 72. [[crazy cartoon]]
| ''{Casio Head Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve! runs by in the background}''
|-
| 73. [[mascot]]
| ''{Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}''
|-
| 74. [[privileges]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -re! Ooh, and the
|-
| 75. [[funny]]
| ''{Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can see y-
|-
| 76. [[sibbie]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{watching TV}'' Oh, this is the one with
|-
| 77. [[suntan]]
| ''{Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}''
|-
| 78. [[anything]]
| '''COACH Z:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' -ad the ball at the top o'
|-
| 79. [[the process]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -thing, eh whoev-
|-
| 80. [[stunt double]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -aaape?
|-
| 81. [[date]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' So
|-
| 82. [[impression]]
| '''COACH Z:''' use of light and
|-
| 83. [[labor day]]
| '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I
|-
| 84. [[kids' book]]
| ''{Page turns in a kids' book}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Every-
|-
| 85. [[2 years]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ve definitely wo-
|-
| 86. [[no loafing]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hanging up a picture of a beagle}'' -rk for it.
|-
| 87. [[mile]]
| '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -an.
|-
| 88. [[couch patch]]
| ''{Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch}'' '''STRONG SAD:''' -member a young Strong B-
|-
| 89. [[local news]]
| ''{The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises}'' '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}''
|-
| 90. [[colonization]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' cold Hardee's he
|-
| 91. [[caffeine]]
| '''HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD:''' -ain! Here goes the wood-d-
|-
| 92. [[kind of cool]]
| '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Like me.
|-
| 93. [[army]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' What ridiculous wa-
|-
| 94. [[video games]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ations.
|-
| 95. [[the bet]]
| '''KING OF TOWN:''' -o game. It's th-
|-
| 96. [[lackey]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ost adorable.
|-
| 97. [[monument]]
| '''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' -an!
|-
| 98. [[stupid stuff]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube}'' -n! I said
|-
| 99. [[different town]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Standing on his stool}'' Fourteenth song!
|-
| 100. [[flashback]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow}'' Back down to free
|-
| 101. [[car]]
| ''{The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' An-
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| 102. [[lunch special]]
| ''{Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the
|-
| 103. [[haircut]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Not eating it
|-
| 104. [[theme park]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' When
|-
| 105. [[replacement]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' The worst song I ever hear-
|-
| 106. [[dangeresque 3]]
| '''COACH Z:''' ''{Dressed as Renaldo}'' -ur new partner
|-
| 107. [[cheatday]]
| ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Co-
|-
| 108. [[pom pom]]
| '''BUBS:''' That'll be ten
|-
| 109. [[crying]]
| ''{Homestar is on the ground crying}''
|-
| 110. [[for kids]]
| ''{Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}''
|-
| 111. [[other days]]
| ''{Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Then there's
|-
| 112. [[old comics]]
| ''{Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Living reader
|-
| 113. [[pizzaz]]
| ''{Stylized drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}''
|-
| 114. [[the facts]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Gaping plotholes
|-
| 115. [[time capsule]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -ss old wig in it
|-
| 116. [[extra plug]]
| ''{Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guy-
|-
| 117. [[montage]]
| ''{The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}''
|-
| 118. [[virus]]
| ''{There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming}'' '''HOMESTAR POPUP:''' Is! Totally
|-
| 119. [[animal]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Sea fangly
|-
| 120. [[radio]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ish was delish
|-
| 121. [[part-time job]]
| '''BUBS:''' Pictures with the
|-
| 122. [[dreamail]]
| ''{Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}''
|-
| 123. [[origins]]
| ''{Homsar is glued to Marzipan}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -sar, and
|-
| 124. [[secret recipes]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Or make puke The King of
|-
| 125. [[rock opera]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl}'' -omite! After-
|-
| 126. [[best thing]]
| '''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' To Mitch
|-
| 127. [[long pants]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' You wear no
|-
| 128. [[rampage]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Go ahead, The Cheat.
|-
| 129. [[garage sale]]
| ''{Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're
|-
| 130. [[do over]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you know
|-
| 131. [[boring (really)]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My eyes.
|-
| 132. [[modeling]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Clutching a milk-
|-
| 133. [[bottom 10]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Stench
|-
| 134. [[record book]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wear shorts.
|-
| 135. [[lady...ing]]
| ''{Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}''
|-
| 136. [[geddup noise]]
| ''{The Cheat is DJ-ing}'' '''SINGER:''' Geddup geddup geddup!
|-
| 137. [[bedtime story]]
| ''{A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}''
|-
| 138. [[space program]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dressed as Space Captainface}'' Got to...
|-
| 139. [[portrait]]
| ''{The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' You two alone
|-
| 140. [[high school]]
| '''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' -uying there, Homest-
|-
| 141. [[death metal]]
| ''{Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -ystical orb in each
|-
| 142. [[secret identity]]
| ''{Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}''
|-
| 143. [[technology]]
| '''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh
|-
| 144. [[narrator]]
| ''{Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -d of years it ha-
|-
| 145. [[myths & legends]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' growlin' and poopin' all
|-
| 146. [[pop-up]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Some Cheat-tribution!
|-
| 147. [[lady fan]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{exercising}'' Tweese it, tweese it
|-
| 148. [[disconnected]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Selling bread}'' Here! Dinner
|-
| 149. [[candy product]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' The crisp and the cru-
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| 150. [[alternate universe]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' e-Hulk?
|-
| 151. [[senior prom]]
| '''COACH Z:''' Their bre-
|-
| 152. [[isp]]
| '''BUBS:''' See what we can
|-
| 153. [[redesign]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Aisle.
|-
| 154. [[keep cool]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{acting as a lifeguard}'' -uys know the drill.
|-
| 155. [[theme song]]
| ''{A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man}'' '''ANNOUNCER:''' Do you wanna cut
|-
| 156. [[road trip]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -able. ''{The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}''
|-
| 157. [[trading cards]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just sad.
|-
| 158. [[cliffhangers]]
| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm-
|-
| 159. [[retirement]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' Rick. Way to
|-
| 160. [[coloring]]
| '''STRONG BAD:''' -ramble? What about
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''{Fade to black.}''


== Fun Facts ==


=== Trivia ===

* [[Marzipan]] is the only main character with intelligible speech not to speak during the intro.


=== Remarks ===

* The 28th second of [[1 step ahead]] was taken from the YES option.
* The 40th second of [[vacation]] was taken from the start of [[vacation|Postcard #1]].
* The 75th second of [[funny]] was taken from an Easter egg.
* The 92nd second of [[kind of cool]] could vary from the featured clip depending on which of Senor Cardgage's lines is played when viewing the email.


=== Goofs ===

* In the scene from [[personal favorites]], Strong Bad can be heard saying "—oo! Cl—". In the actual 69th second of that email, Strong Bad talks about the [[Nonexistent Strong Bad Emails|supposed email]] regarding flying Bubs' Concession Stand.


=== Inside References ===

* The intro describes this toon as a "trainwreck". That is precisely how Strong Bad described his [[rock opera]], which, similarly to this toon, also pulled from every email at the time.
* The intro has a similar appearance to the intros of the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes|deleted scenes]] of [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].

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