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''"Welcome to the weekly waggle!"''

The Videlectrix Guys play "one of the classics of the horror survival genre", the [[Atari 2600]] game [[Haunted House (video game)|''Haunted House'']].

'''Cast (in order of appearance)''': [[Videlectrix Guys]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 26, 2016

'''Running Time:''' 3:09

== Transcript ==

''{Joystick Wagglin' title sequence}''

''{various clicking sounds and setting up noises can be heard}''

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Welcome, everyone. Here we are at the—

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Welcome to the Weekly Waggle. I can't hear you, are you—can you hear me? ''{blows into the mic}''

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Yeah—

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Welcome to the Weekly Waggle.

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Speak down. Okay, I'm Videlectrix—

''{the sounds stop}''

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' ''{shouting}'' Welcome to the Weekly Waggle, I am Videlectrix One!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I'm Videlectrix Two over here on the—

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' ''{slapping sound}'' You are Videlectrix Three!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I'm—okay, uh—

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' ''{shouting angrily}'' We discussed this! You will never be Number Two!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I'm Three. I'm Thr—

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Until you can... graphic it up! ''{stops shouting}'' This week we are playing one of the classics of hor—the horror-survival genre ''{pronounced like JEN-ruh}''.

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' ''{spooky voice}'' Haunted... House!

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' That's pretty—that's actually pretty good. ''{The game begins.}'' So, look at that. Full— full eyeball rotation...

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Left! Right! Look down, left, right...

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Yeah, I can't decide where. The game hasn't even started yet. I haven't hit Game Select.

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' What'd you do?

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' That's my candlelight. I'm holding a candelabra and I have only 30 matches to save the haunted house. Oh!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' ''{screams}''

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Oh, there it is! A spectral! Oh! Oh, o-oh. Waah! Ohhh! What is that? Oh, there's another one!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' It's doing—

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Oh, man, what is it doing?

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Jumping jacks?

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' An insect u—yeah, calisthenics. Okay, we gotta get out—oh, a four! I found a four. I found the four. Whoof, the pulse! I gotta tell ya, this game needs a Pee-Pants-Ometer down there at the bottom.

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Yeah, I can work one up. I mean, gimme a second.

''{typing noises}''

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' You typing it up?

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Yeah! Working on it!

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Alright, bring it on-screen. We'll superimpose.

''{Videlectrix Two makes a high-pitched noise as a blue pant leg emerges in the left corner of the screen.}''

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Eh— that's it!

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' That's the Pee-Pants-Ometer?

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I could only do one leg of the pant. See, that's the crotch part.

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' You can't s—this is a family wholesome Waggle! You can't say—here, bleep me out. You can't say crotch—

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Bleep!

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' You came in late, do it again. You can't say—

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Bleep!

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' —crotch... on the Weekly Waggle! Whatever that's supposed to be, fill it up, 'cause I have soiled myself through and through. Ah! The walls stained with blood. Here, look at that.

''{The Pee-Pants-Ometer fills with several yellow rectangles.}''

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Why can't we see the rest of our body in the, um, candlelight?

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' What do you mean? We see the—

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' The flicker should show the rest of our body.

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' It's an artistical choice!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Okay.

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Have you ever experienced artistical film?

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I—yeah.

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Wait, that made a different sound. You hear that?

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Do— Do you even know what we're doing in this game?

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Well—well, sure, we've got to assemble the shards and, uh, the— and the scepter, and then, uh, make the squares go through one of the black squares.

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Look at the font on those numbers, it's... quite scriptic.

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Yeah, like it's from the 1800s. The umpteen-hundreds! Ha! That's how many times I've had to ask you ''{screaming}'' TO MAKE ''{inhale}'' GOOD GRAPHICS!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Ah! Um...

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Look at that! We won! We stumbled right into the winning of the game!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' That's, uh—okay, let's see what we get.

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' I can't wait to see the, the reward. Any second. Comin' up.

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Wait, can we still move the eyes? Even after we've won?

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Oh, that's the reward!

'''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' From the grave?

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Now everyone can go change their drawers. Time for a fresh pair!

''{The yellow rectangles in the Pee-Pants-Ometer slowly deplete until there are none left.}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* One of the Atari 2600 cartridges visible in the intro is of [[Paul Slocum]]'s game [[Marble Craze]].
** Another Atari 2600 cartridge visible in the intro is the Synthcart, also made by Paul Slocum and used by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to make the music for [[50K Racewalker]]. Synthcart music can also be heard in [[Making of Email 100]] and [[Your Hair is Messed Up]].
* Some of the audio in the game in not in sync with the video and some parts are skipped.
** One example is at one point the character in the game isn't moving and walking sounds are present.
* On YouTube, this video is titled "Videlectrix - Halloween Waggle".
* The YouTube description for this video is "Special Halloween edition of Joystick Waggling'".

=== Inside References ===

* Joystick Wagglin' first appeared as one of the fake [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails]].
* The Pee-Pants-Ometer combines [[Peeing|peeing]] and [[Pants|pants]].

=== Real World References ===

* The video parodies [[Let's Play|Let's Plays]], a recent genre of videos that feature playthroughs of video games, often with the commentary of the player.

== External Links ==

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ7-TKdt9BU Watch "Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition"]

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